QUICK BACKSTORY: I have two cats, Chicken + Shapiro. Chicken is almost 3 and Shapiro is a kitten. Shapiro is basically a terrorist. He chases Chicken around the house and she growls and hisses. We’ve made some progress though, Chicken doesn’t hiss when she sees him anymore, but they are not on speaking terms. Chicken just glares at him and he runs around like a wolverine on cocaine. It’s going well. And he just heard me typing which is apparently fascinating because now he’s just sitting next to me watching. Creep.